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cantankerouscanuck:

teaboot:

creativemercinary:

teaboot:

An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down

Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kids cartoon?

I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat

@parksrway Kirby

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death-420:

funny AI gets assigned a humansona

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astrawitch:

astrawitch:

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Consumed by Hatred

Continuing to experiment with this, trying out some renders in my 8in crt

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punalippulaiva:

linesca:

lily-learns-finnish:

So bachelor in Finnish is just “boyman” (poikamies)? That’s hilarious. So you can say “Sä oot niin poikamies”. (“You’re such a boyman.”)

The apartment in which a single man lives is a poikamiesboksi, a boy man box.

Ah, but let’s not forget bachelorette: rather than being the logical tyttönainen (girl woman), it is poikamiestyttö (boy man girl).

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gearbroth:

ultimate-valve-character:

Round 4: Match 1

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Who is the ultimate Valve character?

Gordon Freeman

The Engineer, aka Dell Conagher

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how could you pit two bad bitches against eachother

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404-moved:

404-moved:

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THEFT

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How DARE you leave this in the notes

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basic-banshee:

cooliopumpkin:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

justluckyiguess:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

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bazfloralsuit:

basic-banshee:

sweet-chesus:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

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And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

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Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

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This is the feedback I’ve been looking for